we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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