I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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