Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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