carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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