when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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