I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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