Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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