my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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