i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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