Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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