No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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