If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
