This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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