Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Randomize
