I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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