but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize