i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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