Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize