So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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