Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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