that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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