I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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