Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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