We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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