Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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