I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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