i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Buhtt sex?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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