24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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