found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
