Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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