all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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