I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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