Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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