whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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