whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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