Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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