Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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