my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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