Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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