Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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