what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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