I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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