are you so shy because you have an std?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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