how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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