it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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