friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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