im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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