We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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