Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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