This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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