so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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