Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
this hospital has no fireball
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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