I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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