they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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