i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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