I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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