Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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