bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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